Massive sceners' down under expatriation

EP

After my arrival in Melbourne on the 18th of november 2007, I was eager to meet typical aussie animals like kangaroos and wombats, ... But a thorough observation of the local menagerie led to an obvious conclusion: the biggest sceners have massively invaded Australia!!!

Now let's have a look at some proofs if you allow:

1. Sanity is there selling the latest insane hits of Jester...

2. Pure Metal Coders / PMC is into hot metal now: so you know where they have laid their dirty wings for all those years...

3. Razor 1911 after years of shaving the ass is now tagging the walls: they know how to pull the strings obviously...

4. Equinox has mounted a restaurant / bar because sceners want more ST Vodka demo...

5. Lemon has cut through the airport and now is in hair dressing...

6. The carebears / TCB have found OZ a good place to prosper: the family spirit is big obviously.

7. ASD has moved to a bigger island and is now into concrete super developments:

8. One of their releases is the new place for numerous upcoming parties: Germany and Scandinavia are out obviously...

9. Smash Designs have changed my tires and used their demo skills for their new ads...

10. The northern groups have launched a better business than video gaming!

11. The first sceners I've ever met have found their way to this state too...

12. Because here it's Spaceballs' state.

13. KB has found both a car and like minded friends to go along with his black leather style on the beach...

14. Dipswitch has been among the first to move because here it's the real scene spirit...

15. So sorry, copy paste doesn't work well on the mac... I said the real scene spirit.

16. Dipswitch, this old horse, has no pain in the balls anymore and has learnt some French idioms and culture:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0HXLPY6hwSc -> Florent Brunel / Casser les couilles

17. I've understood my mistake, I can't beat dip: he's a cricket champion so he sends back all thrown balls at him with his big bat and always wears an abdo guard so he has no weaknesses, ... BEER please...

18. Well almost no weaknesses: I've offered him a well deserved gift so he can work on them, ...

19. To reward me, with his new skills set, he has brought new technology to our farm: productivity is on the rise now.

20. For new year eve I've offered him someThink to wake up:

21. A fantastic new way of seeing the world!

22. Now he transfers demos in total security

23. It's no doubt either that the oldskool culture is alive and kicking there, look, the ST scrollers are back...

24. The old generation has adopted the new way of coding: 45 bits max...

25. With such a size, it's important to get huge byte savings and the master archiver is there!

26. Because here we love so much the old stuff...

27. Commodore has a new engine and a new life / wife in the Berlina

The best demos have been "australianified":

28. A strange deformation of the cow

29. The sequel on ATI cards, obviously it's not done yet...

30. Dali ripped by a cow: staggering!

31. New effects have been coined:

3D chessboard in 16 bits colors cow mapped C64 style

32. For christmas, I've offered a nice present to Adok:

33. A new look to mix easily with the locals...

34. Without a doubt the free Internet access had a big impact on his decision to move: ...

Many other factors have influenced sceners decision like:

35. A local culture based on competition

36. Security of the nation: the OZ have the best weapons on earth...

37. State of the art sound technology: to bag with the best weapons...

38. A range from A to Z of revolutionary new ways of education

39. A genuine interest in realistic painting art

40. For those into religion, heaps of rewards await them here, and elsewhere...

41. Well sometimes, hell is better than paradise...

42. Beware to not get into hell with the Australian girls, my sons...

43. I can say a lot of spam has been sent between us.

44. A LOT !!!!!!!!!

45. Because it was not so easy.

46. After a few years of meditation, we all finally come to a good compromise...

47. And we all get some refreshment near bass, the famous river where pouet's monsters all live in...

48. There is even a friend of us in this marvellous river, beware it sings!!!

49. It's Zest and he has found a way to move and survive: French taxes are well spent...

50. I can even tell you how her girlfriend and his parents sent him here! They are relieved as they no more suffer his perpetual singing!

51. The rest of us have a better standing: we use the scene's travel company...

52. OZ is dead cool!!!

EP

PS: yes, it's total drivel !!! Irony rules ;)

Greetings to: the melbourne city and its business and artists, Shapperton city and its business and artists, Dublin / Ireland tabloids and girls, my demon pitchfork to the most minx and beautiful...